At the Ballet

They say that everything is beautiful at the ballet.  Well, what about 

1. Lust
2. Gluttony
3. Greed
4. Sloth
5. Anger
6. Envy
7. Pride

Will these be better at the ballet?  

You and a friend will have to judge for yourselves on April 29th at a performance of 7 Deadly Sins by BalletMet Columbus.

Perhaps you think your a pretty good dancer yourself.  Maybe you take every opportunity to go to the ballet.  Possibly you have always wanted to go to the ballet but have never gotten around to it.  You certainly don't want to be jealous if someone else bids on these 2 tickets.  It's also possible that you've always been attracted to the ballet....  We don't want anyone to be angry that they missed this opportunity (and we certainly hope these tickets find a good home at the highest possible price).

Is that so bad?